How to Remove Permanent Marker: The Truth

“Glorious,” I thought, staring at my newly repainted glisteningly perfect generic eggshell-white walls at 3 am—because I’ll sleep when I’m childless. I imagined to myself those walls might actually stay white this time. They would. They did for approximately 5 hours, until my children awoke and one waltzed down the stairs dragging a handful of markers as he went. “It’s a rainbow,” he screamed from timeout, and oh, I was over the rainbow. At this point I had one of those mom-brain moments where it seemed like a good idea to Google anything beyond pointless trivia—it turns out my walls either have marker on them or cancer, I’m not sure. If it’s marker, the Internet proudly informs, “No need to repaint! Just slather this long list of random shit on it and scrub until your arm aches!”How to Remove Permanent Marker how to get sharpie off skin

Okey, dokey.

It started with toothpaste, because that was already on the other walls in spots, but all I got was a newly minted rainbow.

Next, I popped it with Magic eraser, because what mom doesn’t have one of those. The smeared and only lightly faded result sneered back at me.

But that got me feeling artsy I guess, because next I tried tracing the masterpiece with a dry erase marker and wiping it away. It turned out twice as lovely, but don’t worry, the net has more solutions for how to remove permanent marker.

Bug spray! Hair spray! Lemon oil! WD40! Rubbing Alcohol! Nail polish remover! Aftershave! Windex! Coffee?!?

Vodka, for me I mean, because none of that worked, and I don’t think words have been invented to describe how that smells.

No folks, I have come to the conclusion that the reason people think such a long list of ridiculous things remove marker of any sort from painted walls is that they scrubbed so hard the paint came off and with it the marker. The next time you run into someone that suggests otherwise, politely ignore them, cause you know they’ve got some guns from scrubbing all that paint away. Once you’re at a safe distance, either learn to live with your new interior decorators work or suck it up, killz it, and repaint, because I promise that’s the easiest answer.

I found once I had recently painted all my walls, saving the paint mix codes made it easy to spot repaint.

On that note, what if it isn’t permanent marker, and it isn’t on a white wall? Then can it be removed? Maybe.

What’s the easiest way to clean marker, pencil or crayon off households surfaces?

Marker on sealed hard surfaces is actually the easiest to deal with. Drawings on things like televisions, counter tops, clear-coated wood floors, desks or other household items can be quickly removed with fingernail polish remover. If you don’t have any, rubbing alcohol comes in as a close second-best thing. Remember in either case to keep the area well ventilated as both options are a bit high on fumes. This does not apply to porous surfaces, such as unsealed wood or painted walls.

Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will also usually take washable crayons or non-permanent markers off of painted walls and some porous surfaces.

When it comes to marker on cloth surfaces, if you can’t throw the item in the washer, in cases like couches, you can try a bit of laundry spot remover and a rag. It really depends on the type of fabric your kiddo has chosen to draw on. As a side note, they sell spray on stain guards at most furniture stores that help fabric surfaces resist stains. These coatings also make it easier to clean art off, but then that’s a preemptive strike.

If you can’t remove marker on your couch by hand, you can rent a shampoo machine with an upholstery tool. However, if you have an avid artist or multiple children you may want to invest in buying one. The Bissell Little Green Machine, for example, costs around $70 to $90, and works excellent for couches and car interiors alike.

Finally, skin, how to get sharpie off skin. Your skin is a porous surface of course, and sadly, that means removing marker from it is very difficult. Please don’t listen to people who tell you to use rubbing alcohol or toothpaste or whatever. Again, the skin is a porous surface. If it’s a really small patch that might be doable, but as most kids do the head-to-toe act, you have to keep in mind their skin is absorbing what you’re putting on it–just don’t smother your child in nail polish remover, K? Washing with soap and water will fade it, and that’s about all you can do, frequent washing and long sleeves until it’s gone.

 

 

Too Many Toys! Reducing and Organizing Your Child’s Toy Pile

Of all the age stages kids go through, I’d argue little kids have the most stuff. Being in that in-between age where some for younger kids are still of interest, but toys for older kids are also appropriate, my kids have enough toys for a daycare between the four of them. Also trying to contain those toys to a fairly small space, this makes toy storage and removal an important subject around my house.too many toys

Too many toys: when is it time to ditch a toy?

I use a few rules as far as what to keep, donate to charity, or flat out throw away. I usually go through my toy box every few months in rounds to thin out the pile.

Too many toys clean-out round 1: Broken or non-functional

The first thing I do is go through and find any toys that are broken. Toys that are broken beyond repair hit the trash. Broken, but possible to repair toys get sorted in to two piles. If my kids haven’t played with it since the last sorting, I donate it. If it was once a beloved toy until it broke, I make an effort to make it functional again. In many cases, it’s simply a dead battery situation. If can’t be fixed by me, I donate it.

Too many toys clean-out round 2: The land of forgotten toys

As stated above, any toy that hasn’t seen play time since my last sorting (usually 4-6 months ago) broken or not it’s clearly no longer of interest to my kids. I don’t place a time limit on baby toys. You’d be surprised what a toddler can find to do with a baby toy and even learn from it. I either place toys in storage, as I do plan to have more children, or I donate them to charity when they become no longer cool. Sometimes, when I pull out toys to sort them, I find my kids are suddenly interested in them. This brings me to an excellent way to cut down on your toy pile, put half of it away. If you rotate the toys your child has available to play with, when you switch, all the toys are new again like Christmas any time you want it! You get less of a toy pile and your kids get the joy of variety– it’s a win, win. I also store seasonal toys such as sand buckets and sleds.

What sort of things can I do for toy storage while allowing for easy kid access?

Even after round 1 and 2 of operation too many toys clean-out on my kid’s toy pile, I still have quite the collection. This called for round 3, organization. The issue is, many storage options can put toys out of sight, which may be where you want them, but many kids are of the I-play-with-it-if-it’s-there mindset. If they don’t see toys, they won’t play with them. This means finding storage solutions that keep toys visible, but organized.

Clear pull out drawers:

You can find these in most department stores. I find clear storage bins work best for things such as legos, building blocks, and other little but numerous small toys. The clear bin makes it possible for your child to remember they exist and keeps them easily accessible, but also well contained. Clear storage drawers also come in a wide variety of sizes and often stack. They can be stashed under beds, stacked in corners, even used as tables for other toys. You may find screwing the base to the wall or floor helps prevent your child from using bins as stepping stools to get into up high no-nos and deters entire drawer dumping mischief. These clear drawers can also be great when you are teaching a pre-schooler to read by adding labels together.

Hanging shoe racks:

You’ve likely seen these. It’s a piece of cloth with pockets for shoes that hangs up. These can be used for toys as they remain visible but are off the floor. Shoe pockets work best for soft toys, such as stuffed animals. You can also get stuffed animal corner hammocks or make one out of a simple sheet.

Toy buckets:

For bigger toys that don’t fit well into small tubs, this is about the best you can do. Your child will still have to dig to get to the toy-treasures at the bottom, but it at least gives you somewhere easy to toss toys during clean-up. Buckets are inexpensive and simple to use. Most department stores sell them for less than $10 each. Later, you can step up to toy chests when pretend play becomes more popular (a game of pirates makes toys chests the coolest thing ever.)

At our house, the kids also have book shelves, not only for their books, but for some of the larger toys that sit well on shelves like super-hero houses and remote control cars.